Dan Brown's Last Supper

Read Dan Brown's take on Leonardo's 'Last Supper' and immediately thought "If that's meant to be Mary to Jesus right, then what the hell happened to John?" After that the whole gag just kind of wrote itself.
Pen and ink, painted in photoshop from a few years back.
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NOTE: Someone near and dear to me warned me that it probably wasn't a good idea to post this, as someone is bound to get the wrong idea and nothing brings out peoples ire then when they perceive a slight on their beliefs. THIS IS NOT A RELIGIOUS STATEMENT OF ANY KIND - ITS A GAG. With that said, enjoy.